Madonna returns with a vocal coach and a newfound understanding that the world does not disappear when she closes her eyes. Open your heart and ask: who let all these guitars in here? Can anyone compete with this list of singles? Do our speakers suck? For fans of: kidding because you love, carefully produced drum loops, and belting it out.
Unnamed others are the disease, and Hatebreed’s got the cure. Look out for each other in the pit and ask: Are you talking to...
Wait, I just got it. Wink at your art school friends and ask: evil robot space carnival? Pretty impressive, huh? What hath Paul wrought?...
This is the one where we start to get our feelings hurt about certain hosts’ rankings of certain songs. But it all works out...