Madonna returns with a vocal coach and a newfound understanding that the world does not disappear when she closes her eyes. Open your heart and ask: who let all these guitars in here? Can anyone compete with this list of singles? Do our speakers suck? For fans of: kidding because you love, carefully produced drum loops, and belting it out.
Selling England by the Pound Joe Strummer is going to be so mad. Keep your voice down while we ask: Not English enough, ha?...
Just say the wooooooooooord. Se-self-confidence. Scrunch up your sleeves as we get suckered in by the craft and ask: you can, but should you?...
This is the one where we start to get our feelings hurt about certain hosts’ rankings of certain songs. But it all works out...