Madonna returns with a vocal coach and a newfound understanding that the world does not disappear when she closes her eyes. Open your heart and ask: who let all these guitars in here? Can anyone compete with this list of singles? Do our speakers suck? For fans of: kidding because you love, carefully produced drum loops, and belting it out.
Where the discussion inevitably turns to what was on the radio in 1995. Put a wet rag over your mouth as we ask: Can...
The poems are great but I bet the bathroom's gross. Neglect to mention Blue Oyster Cult and ask: You flew to Paris for this?...
This is the one where we start to get our feelings hurt about certain hosts’ rankings of certain songs. But it all works out...