Madonna returns with a vocal coach and a newfound understanding that the world does not disappear when she closes her eyes. Open your heart and ask: who let all these guitars in here? Can anyone compete with this list of singles? Do our speakers suck? For fans of: kidding because you love, carefully produced drum loops, and belting it out.
That’s about 200 degrees Celsius, give or take. Feel free to use the whole disc while we ask: Doesn’t your brother own birds? If...
Monoliths and Dimensions The producer is giving us the “stretch it out” signal. Come to the far north of…oh, America. That’s disappointing. But anyway:...
Dirty Van Morrison does bad Genesis and we kinda like it. Control your breathing as we ask: Did you get a load of that...