Madonna returns with a vocal coach and a newfound understanding that the world does not disappear when she closes her eyes. Open your heart and ask: who let all these guitars in here? Can anyone compete with this list of singles? Do our speakers suck? For fans of: kidding because you love, carefully produced drum loops, and belting it out.
This is the one where we start to get our feelings hurt about certain hosts’ rankings of certain songs. But it all works out...
It was all happening, man. You just had to be there. Follow us around and ask: can we try that again? Where’s the noodling?...
Remember, Upper Nile Rodgers refers to Nile Rodgers BELOW the waist. Put on something shiny while we ask: What am I supposed to do...