I say we give the robots a shot at it, see what they come up with. Come with us if you want to live and ask: what part of this house are we sharing, exactly? Which drum machine is this? Big Fun, where have you been all my life? For fans of: being big in Europe, beep boops, and the crumbling husk of American industry.
Madonna returns with a vocal coach and a newfound understanding that the world does not disappear when she closes her eyes. Open your heart...
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This is the one where we start to get our feelings hurt about certain hosts’ rankings of certain songs. But it all works out...