It’s just one of those long-winded extended metaphors of Geoff’s / The kind with too many syllables and you want less. Get out your red pen and ask: Does something bad happen to you if you stop talking? Wait, aren’t they all cliffs? Should we give Thrice a shot? For fans of: verse/verse/verse, metaphor marriage, and sans serif fonts.
Santana, both band and not. Face your colleagues and ask difficult questions like: How good can you really be at conga drum in relative...
Madonna returns with a vocal coach and a newfound understanding that the world does not disappear when she closes her eyes. Open your heart...
Featuring our friend from real life and the podcast Nailed, Blake. Cheek, kink, and camp—we’ve got it all! Yawn for the camera as we...