Remember, Upper Nile Rodgers refers to Nile Rodgers BELOW the waist. Put on something shiny while we ask: What am I supposed to do during this ballad? Have you heard about when we tried to go to a nightclub but instead went home? How many dances can Matt name before Brett restores order? For fans of: disco deconstruction night, close reading, taxonomy as meditation rather than organization.
The Golden Casket Let’s see what most of the boys have been up to. Push/pull from above and below the stars and dirt and...
Punk rock: it was a big tent back in those days. Meet up with musclehead zombie Elvis for what turns out to be a...
Can’t sell out if you don’t got choruses. Put a bunch of stickers on your bass and ask: Did you know the guitar strap...