Garth Brooks is a mask Chris Gaines wears. Hide behind your bangs (in the rafters, on WCW Monday Nitro) while we ask: Was Tony the talent? Would the Nashville establishment allow you to be this sad without also being drunk? Did there need to be this much behind the artist? For fans of: b-sides with backstories, Billy Joel's comments, Babyface without Babyface.
Weird guys talk weird guys who talk mostly about weird guys. Get your weird ass over here so we can ask you some questions:...
Monoliths and Dimensions The producer is giving us the “stretch it out” signal. Come to the far north of…oh, America. That’s disappointing. But anyway:...
It’s just one of those long-winded extended metaphors of Geoff’s / The kind with too many syllables and you want less. Get out your...