Can’t sell out if you don’t got choruses. Put a bunch of stickers on your bass and ask: Did you know the guitar strap is adjustable in both directions? Can we be serious for a minute, or maybe even more than a minute? Should skateboarding continue not being a crime? For fans of: verse/verse/verse, addressing the president directly, and fart noises as a personality trait.
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Monoliths and Dimensions The producer is giving us the “stretch it out” signal. Come to the far north of…oh, America. That’s disappointing. But anyway:...