We don’t want to blame the whole thing on 9/11, but…. Lower your denominators and ask: A clip show already? Will the Deftones forgive us? Which President is it not unlike? For fans of: snares tuned high, guitars tuned low, self-awareness simultaneously tuned high and low.
Dirty Van Morrison does bad Genesis and we kinda like it. Control your breathing as we ask: Did you get a load of that...
This is the one where we start to get our feelings hurt about certain hosts’ rankings of certain songs. But it all works out...
Can’t sell out if you don’t got choruses. Put a bunch of stickers on your bass and ask: Did you know the guitar strap...
