We swapped microphones every few words for this one. Walk calmly but quickly away from Steven Tyler and ask: Were we supposed to do basslines for all of them? Which 30-year-old cheerleader is it not unlike? What does Jewel think about all this? For fans of: VH1 through the ages, authorial intent, and desperately grasping for Run DMC’s coattails.
Where the discussion inevitably turns to what was on the radio in 1995. Put a wet rag over your mouth as we ask: Can...
It’s just one of those long-winded extended metaphors of Geoff’s / The kind with too many syllables and you want less. Get out your...
Dirty Van Morrison does bad Genesis and we kinda like it. Control your breathing as we ask: Did you get a load of that...