We swapped microphones every few words for this one. Walk calmly but quickly away from Steven Tyler and ask: Were we supposed to do basslines for all of them? Which 30-year-old cheerleader is it not unlike? What does Jewel think about all this? For fans of: VH1 through the ages, authorial intent, and desperately grasping for Run DMC’s coattails.
Dirty Van Morrison does bad Genesis and we kinda like it. Control your breathing as we ask: Did you get a load of that...
This is the one where we start to get our feelings hurt about certain hosts’ rankings of certain songs. But it all works out...
Deguello Honestly, the unexamined life sounds pretty fun. Bring A MINIMUM OF one friend and ask: Does this everyday object remind you of anything?...